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THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic
that was fucking terrifying
your tension has been exterminated
EXTERMINATED
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
It’s really hard to breathe slowly and calmly when you’re laughing hysterically.
(Source: deduce-you-fools)
Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?
As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)
1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”
2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.
3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.
4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?
5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.
6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.
7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.
8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).
When you are a time traveler there is one place you must never go. One place in all of space and time you must never, ever find yourself.
(via serenitied)
Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…
Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.
- English Surnames
- Dutch Surnames
- Spanish Surnames
- Scottish Surnames
- German Surnames
- Italian Surnames
- Irish Surnames
- French Surnames
- Scandinavian Surnames
- Welsh Surnames
- Jewish Surnames
- Surnames By Ethnicity
- Most Common Surnames in the USA
- Most Common Surnames in Great Britan
- Most Common Surnames in Asia
(Source: hearmeroarplay, via wholockedinhogwarts)
"Each day will bring enough of its own evil, and the earth will produce many thorns and thistles, so let us continue to help each other."
Vincent van Gogh (Irving Stone’s Dear Theo: The Autobiography of Vincent van Gogh)
(Source: thedoctorheretohelp)
“One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
I declare a time war.
Five,
Six,
Seven,
Eight,
Daleks scream “EXTERMINATE”.
Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
Twelve,
The Doctor died and Silence Fell.
Twelve,
Eleven,
Ten,
Nine,
there he goes back in time.
Eight,
Seven,
Six,
Five,
saving everybody’s lives.
Four,
Three,
Two,
One,
grab her hand and whisper “Run.””for tattoo-girl
It starts in the middle and reads outward. clockwise ironicaly. I like clockwise better than anti-clockwise. I also really like clocks, the ones with the gears that you can see are awesome but I’m off topic now.
Wow I’m so glad I finished it. But with something this big I just know theres an error somewhere, even after my letter by letter spellcheck. Still I’m very happy with it. I thought about putting all the numbers in big sentance circles but I didn’t think it would look as good, and luckily sentance circles are very quick and easy to make as opposed to time consuming letters.
This is too glorious
DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG THIS WOULD’VE TAKEN OMFG
CAN I MARRY YOU YOU SEXY INTELLECTUAL JERK
THIS IS CIRCULAR GALLIFREYAN PORN UNF
(via wholockedinhogwarts)
Anonymous asked: ♥
I just want everyone to know… I think this is my very first anonymous message…
*documents for posterity*
I like giants, especially girl giants, ‘cause all girls feel too big sometimes regardless of their size.
(Source: d-apricis, via thedoctorheretohelp)
